Okay, Okay.
So here's the continuation of the previous post....Im such a procrastinator.
The chump owner of this chump car above, likes to park in our area by our house when it rains. Which is everyday in Kaneohe. But sometimes, he does this and he leaves it parked there for a week.
Some of you have been to my house. We park along the road. Some of you have seen this and know that there is room for three cars. We park the white car (or whoever has the child for the day because it's closest to the house) by the mailbox, the blue car in front of that, and the chumps car is usually in front of the blue one at the top of the little hill.
When we left for Adam's parents house the night of the Kahuku game, he was parked in his usually spot above the blue car. When we came home later that night, it was pouring rain. Like, cats and dogs...and cows and horses and bears and some lions. When we got down to our side of the street, we saw that [in his efforts to save his pedicure from the rain] the chump moved his car from the top of the hill to right in front of our mailbox.
We had to run down the hill with our child in the pouring rain. I was so upset!
**This is where the crazy comes in**
In my effort to get back at him, I ran back to the white car, took out my MCD's cup that was full of Coca-cola, and threw it on the hood of his car :)
So, there's the story.
I know i should feel bad, but i don't. I'm sure he doesn't feel bad that we had to run with our child in the rain. The Chump neighbor isn't even really a neighbor. He is a single man with no kids, who lives (no joke) on another street, up a hill, almost two blocks away from us. He wasn't saving himself any extra steps by parking closer to the front door of our house, if anything, he was creating more 'steppage'.
3 comments:
hahaha! i always want to do stuff like that- i am glad someone has the guts! hahahahahaha!
if only it was like, a milkshake or something thicker. i think it's deserving of that.
very strange that he chooses to park there.
hahaha. great story!
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